If crack was cookies, it would look like this.
The first one starts off innocently enough.
“It’s good,” is usually the non-committal reaction when I’ve coerced someone into trying one. If I’m feeling particularly devilish – or gracious – I’ll convince them to have another. This is usually when the fun starts and the addiction begins to kick in.
“Hmmm…I think I’ll have one more…”
Uh-huh. Before you know it, an entire sleeve is gone, and the words “I can stop anytime I want…” are uttered.
Not that I’ve ever said that or anything…
But who cares anyway? They’ve got ORGANIC ingredients, after all, coming together to make a cleaner version of the cookie we loved as kids. We’re saving the planet here, people.
Newman-O’s. I dare you to just have one.
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